April Blooper of the Month #1
“…did a wonderful job planning and overseeing a complete redo of my front and rear gardens.” (Yelp customer-review of a landscaper, posted 7/3/17)
This may be funniest to people who watch a lot of comedy clips from the UK; not sure the “garden” euphemism has made it to the US yet. But, most will quickly figure it out.
April Blooper of the Month #2
“You’re supposed to take the gravel and bang it.” (Steve Mnuchin to Maxine Waters in a congressional hearing, April 9, 2019; included in a piece about Mnuchin on “All In with Chris Hayes” MSNBC, April 9, 2019)
Haha. I wasn't the only person to spot this one. The clip showed up on a number of news & late-night programs. But just in case Mnuchin's idiocy has been forgotten in the shuffle, here it is again. I'd like to add, that I'm personally almost convinced that Ol' Punkinhead45 is thinking about "firing" Pence and getting a new VP for the election; and my guess is that Mnuchin is the current front-runner for that job.
April Blooper of the Month #3
“I’m not picking a horse in this fight” (Eugene Robinson, “Morning Joe”, MSNBC ,February 21, 2020)
That’s a relief; those fighting pit-horses are scary.
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